Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. Alan Partridge: You know, when I used to see you in reception, do you know what I used to think? A tough guy! 1 mo. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. The SAG Awards are this weekend, but where can you stream the show? [Alan gets up from his seat and thrusts the cheese into Tony Hayers' face]. I was talking to him earlier and he asked me what type of phone I had and I said a Motorola Timeport. Partridge has a unique idea for a TV show that Jet herself would have been a party to. Sonja: "The Spy Who Loved Me" is a brilliant film. No, I think his silence speaks volumes. Michael: Aye. On sex (again): "I'm going to hump ya, like Deputy Dawg would hump ya. Tony Hayers: [smiling amiably] You know, I don't think you should see your future just at the BBC, Alan. 11. Alan Partridge: It's Valentine's Day today, and love is in the air? Mmm smells. Hello, Tony. Alan Partridge Quotes. Its perfectly plausible to suggest that Partridge is now so well known that his parody of goofy middle-aged men on television has now been replaced by Richard Madeley. Alan: "Oh come on." Let's not get into who hit who or, you know, who may have deserved it. "Lynn, get rid of her. 1 Mar. Alan Partridge: [about to have sex] Let battle commence. Michael: Aye. beloved Britons such as Intermediate and Peep Show. 26. I have to say, Pat, kids dont make you happy. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. george harrison ago. It's a lovely car. My girlfriend's 33. He continued: "She would never say this, but I think she likes to be able to keep someone in their place. But today's also about fun. Lynn: Good. Two radio and four television series have presented this spoof television and radio presenter through his career - as well as several TV and radio specials, two books, a web series, plus appearances on BBC's Comic Relief and a feature length film Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa. That's not going back in again. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. Lynn Benfield: But you do have to make substantial savings. Lovely Jill. I was supposed to hit that later. Went to Silverstone. Its like being inside a huge Foxs Glacier Mint, which, again, is a bonus to me. "Alan Attack!". I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. [Jill has just smeared Alan with chocolate mousse, there is a knock at the door. Two chocolate mousses. Alan Partridge: Lynn, I am not driving a Mini Metro. It's seven pounds six. Er, not like those massive Stephen King books, which should be on wheels, shouldn't they? Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea-drinking equivalent of sharing a needle. Michael: Aye. Estate Agent: Would have been a different story, really. You, look at you, do you, uh go around drawing, I don't know, peephole bras on the wall? Oh, I sound like the devil. sufferers about the condition. Alan then bursts in through the double doors] Alan Partridge: It flushed on the first yank! Superb. It was my understanding in the lift that no money would change hands. It's like, it's got a Buck Rogers toilet. . She can often be a bit of a life-saver for Alan too, always around to step in should the need arise. People may associate it with me. Alan then bursts in through the double doors]. Alan Partridge: I think he'll be a bit tougher than that, Lynn. Erm, who's Tom Donaldson? It must not, I will not repeat it, turn into a nocturnal rave. On the perfect Valentine's Day: "That is the best Valentine's I've had in eight years." [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything]. But as I listened through the darkness I realized that something far worse was going on. Its clear and simple., He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Right, and then, and then, it cuts to James - Roger Moore - and er, yes, he's with a lady. 3. For ten pounds you get a very good book and a free torch - a Danco nightstick, as used in futuristic series The X-Files. . I wasn't an evil person. You're sacked! Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank. Pat Farrell: Penny for them. high school Credit: Audible. [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything]. And he's being chased by these Russian shits in black jumpsuits with lemon piping. 4. Go to London, and I guarantee you will be either assaulted or unappreciated. Take the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway. Alan Partridge: Fire, fire, the fayre's on fire! OK, uh small-talk. Lynn, I pierced my foot on a point! Alan Partridge: We take fat people from the inner cities, put them in big nappies, and then get them to throw each other out of a circle that we draw with chalk on the ground. Alan Partridge: Went to Silverstone. Alan Partridge: [quietly] Thank you. Valentine's Day today, eh? But a happy one. Just bit., Tears streamed down my face. Iannucci said the writers used the sitcom as "a kind of social X-ray of male middle-aged Middle England." Alan Partridge: I will not have uncleansed coffee cups in Pear Tree Productions. Proof of Montagus character abilities are further evident on Series 1s DVD commentary. Through various TV shows, film, book and even podcasts, Partridges squeaky sensibility and dated take on British life have endeared him to millions of fans and helped inspire other comedy shows. And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? 28. It was a bit like balancing the clutch in an old Mini Metro. Thanks for signing up. Goodreads helps you follow your favorite authors. Glanalangalangalangalangalang! The guy was obviously talented. You're sacked. Partridge only draws his words of wisdom from the best sources. Felicity Montagu is coming back to play the tormented character. . And not a very good book. I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the pinnacle of his Blue Peter career. You're joking! But at the same time I knew that that afternoon's downpour would have made the slate tiles so slippery that achieving any kind of purchase would have been impossible., Like the name of a cartoon Belgian detective said in a Scottish accent, its 10:10.11 It, gingerly. Even more exciting, it has now been confirmed that Alans loyal yet long-suffering PA Lynn Benfield will also be returning for the new chat spoof. Aqua. Alan Partridge: Well, I'll live with that. In many ways, Lynn is the unsung hero of the Partridge saga. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women., Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit., Now, this is an uncomfortable thing to discuss, but I run towards discomfort like a man who has strapped truth explosives to his body and made his peace with God., As I write these words Im noisily chomping away on not one, but two Murray Mints. At first this was 7,000 a year, later 8,000, and was eventually raised to 9,500 after her boyfriend Gordon threatened him. As I'm sure, er, as I'm sure you are, sir. Alan Partridge: [raising his wine glass] Here's to our future relationship at the BBC. But she also likes doing a good job: I think in her car outside she does a 'yes!' whenever. Erm, do you know you've got chocolate on your face? It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! A-ha! The first details of Alan Partridges long-awaited return to BBC programming have been unveiled, with news of This Time With Alan Partridge welcomed by fans of the hapless Norfolk DJ. Relive an anecdote about a hectic train journey. And I dont mean a little. And the bad news?Lynn Benfield: The accountants say that since you . Although tricky at first, by the time I checked out I could find the bath's biting point within three minutes. Wouldn't want to, though. Alan Partridge: No, that's a bit too far-fetched. 18. An egg still in its shell looks good but Its from the 90s.. Today in Entertainment History: Release of Chinese Democracy, Why People Line Up for Flying Saucers Thanksgiving Pies, Atlanta Icon TI Details Trap City Cafe Restaurant Need Affordable Housing, American Music Awards 2022: here is the complete list of winners, Taylor Swifts Midnights Returns to No. Quotes are added by the Goodreads community and are not verified by Goodreads. Alan Partridge: Yeah, I know the feeling. Alan Partridge: Jill. Alan Partridge: Calm down, Lynn! In fact, it's happened, it's over, it's already happened, you are a sacked man. But then at the last minute Michael: He pulls a ripcord, right? We're NME and we're here to bring you a tasty selection box containing some of the best quotes from Alan Partridge 's brand new, Audible exclusive, debut podcast, From . Tim Chester was Senior Editor, Real Time News in Los Angeles. But what is the burning issue? Alan Partridge: Have I got a second series? 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes. The biggest stories of the day delivered to your inbox. In many ways, Lynn is the unsung hero of the Partridge saga. Alan Partridge: Get rid of her, Lynn, she's a drunk and a racist! Alan Partridge: You sound like a James Bond villian. Oh, God no! Lynn cared for her critically ill mother, having to change her sheets every day, until she died in 1997. Alan Partridge: [Dismissively] Uh-uh. Would you like a second series of your chat show? So, iou be Tony Hayers. Range Rover blackened, a little muscle. Alan Partridge: Yeah, well, that's not good enough. Dont. All do that with your fingers round your eye. Only the big names gave quotes for Partridges autobiography. The plague started from a mal-attended surface. From Matt Damon to Kim Kardashian: The dangers of influencers on small investors | Economy and business, Barry, Beatles, Billie: 60 Years of Bond Songs | Show biz, James Bonds best music, from the Beatles to Billie Eilish, Sir Paul McCartney promotes his new childrens book by posting classified ads, Today in the history of entertainment | Federal Information Network. In Series 1, Lynnsrepeated attempts to sabotage Alans evening with Jill are apparent, and her reasons for her loyalty in the face of so little money her salary eventually rises to 9,500 could easily be based in romance. ", 4. It's all right. About [Alan is having a disturbing of dream of himself as a male stripper, dancing in front of Tony Hayers]. Alan Partridge is a fictional character portrayed by English comedian Steve Coogan. Michael: Er, well, no, I won't out in the morning cos I'm dee'in lates now, right, so I don't come out 'til about two o'clock. Jason: [putting a party hat on Alan's head] Wahey! Er, er, booger off! That was soft rock cocaine enthusiasts, Fleetwood Mac. But what about drugs and sex? I confused the boys. Alan Partridge: Because because you do this all the time. But a happy one. No wonder shes occasionally mistaken for Partridges wife. Web. A few years later, it was launched under the name ITV PLC. I've locked you all in the boardroom so you don't get me. Back of the net! How are you? It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint, which again, to me, is a bonus. You are sacked, I'm sacking you. This spooks Alan and he eventually forces her to just tell him that he's getting a second series. He comes out. Each Alan Partridge quote is unlike anything you have ever read before. Alan Partridge: Well there's no need for that! "Lynn, get rid of . Look at me. Great individually, but put them together and you have something quite special. Alan Partridge: Uh, have a go on the loo? [Alan shrugs wordlessly. Alan Partridge: Uh, uh "A Partridge Amongst The Pigeons". She's living with a fitness instructor. Alan Partridge: Oh, I like this. Alan Partridge: Yeah, it's vulcanised rubber, which means it won't perish. Warner Bros. If I squeeze it, a squirt of melted Bramley apple will shoot out. When North Norfolk Digital was sent a box of heavy metal CDs,19 muggins here was about to open it when fellow DJ Rudy Gibson shouted over, Careful, Alan. Not unless it had been stunned. You're the subject of a sacking, I want you off these premises in 10 minutes. Now, Alison, you are a lady, I don't want this to be unpleasant Alan Partridge: Yeah, you're a rotten sh*t too, get your coat! I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. The problem is what it doesn't say, Endeavour's final series is off to a classy and comforting start, Phew! They do say it'll help people in *wheeeelchairs*. Television He's an idiot. from Mashable that may sometimes include advertisements or sponsored content. Would you like a second series of your chat show? And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. He almost got dirty. They say it will help people in * wheelchairs *. Before that, he was Deputy Editor at NME.COM, overseeing content and development on the London-based music and entertainment site. Bit of a maverick, not afraid to break the law if he thinks it's necessary. Let me tell you something about the Titanic: People forget that on the Titanics maiden voyage there were over 1,000 miles of uneventful and very enjoyable sailing before it hit the iceberg. Cut to the lounge downstairs, where Lynn and the Estate Agent are waiting in silence for Alan. At first I assumed Id trumped myself awake again ., My bottom is itchy so I stop in the middle of the landing and scratch it lightly. I've, I've just bought a house. Niggle with an ie Yes it does niggle me, but not haunt., Alan at the start of Knowing Me, Knowing You: AHA!, Alan during various sporting events: Eat my goal! / That was liquid football., Alan after sex: Well Sonja that was classic intercourse. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. On cautiously expressing affection: "I love you in a way. But this isn't BritainThis is der Autobahn! I'll tolerate one, but not both. I would've taken it off sooner but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of Norfolk's most sun-tanned child. Have I got a second series? No, I always put my money there in the evening. Mind if I have a go? 12. . Which is more than could be said for me, for I was an only child. You wake up in the morning, you have to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you have to mow the lawn, wash the car and you say to yourself Sunday, damn Sunday!. I'm Alan Partridge (series 1 and 2), I, Partridge, Alpha Papa, Nomad, This Time I love this house. The Galaxy Tab S7+ is back at its all-time low price plus more of the best deals of the day, Get a Roomba S9+ and Braava Jet m6 for under $1,000 plus more of today's best deals, Today's best deals include an Apple Watch Series 7 at its lowest price ever, a cheap Ninja blender, and more, It's time to put 'The Bachelor' out to pasture, Warner Bros. In badminton, if you win a rally, you get one point. Despite this, Lynn was personable and socially adept (unlike her client), and was clearly well-liked by the employees of Linton Travel Tavern. Your programmes were appalling. . Sure enough, I got into the spirit and played a practical joke on Gibson by getting my assistant to phone him during one of his shows to tell him his elderly mother had had a fall. Michael: Right. Maybe you're here tonight with a wife or an old flame. He also thinks Wings was Paul McCartneys best band. Thanks very much for the gearknob, and good night. Fish, iron, rumour or war? Im 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net! You know that feeling when there's nothing coming up. Friedrich Schiller CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Lynn Benfield: Well, Rawlinson's say you can have another fifty of the shop-soiled chocolate oranges if you plug them again tomorrow. You're sacked! Enjoy it. Estate Agent: Sure, sure! Mind you, I have been here ten weeks. Also, I'll be asking: Which is the worst monger? This book would fit ideally into, er, an attache case or the thigh pocket of a pair of fashionable combat trousers. Could go your way; could go mine. August knocked the trend for downturn in fireplace sales. In fact, in the best chapter of my book, Im talking about when I gorged myself on Toblerone and drove all the way to Dundee barefoot. Fairly detailed. Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine! Alan Partridge: [Stepping into the lift] Well, there you go. Throughout the questions I will be remaining impartial at all times. She's my PA. Hard-worker, but there's no affection. Although in men a few weeks ago I saw that someone had drawn the role of a woman. Hitler's in his box, Jesse Owens just waved to him. Peter Linehan: [to Tony] Give him another series, you swine! And if you do Alan Partridge: [Interrupting] Lynn, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro. I looked up at the window and waved and laughed and dressed and mused on how fantastic it was to have colleagues who could share practical jokes like this. My backside pleads with me to continue but I resist, and in a few seconds the itch subsides on its own, as I knew it would.10 I, I woke with a start, at first I thought I had trumped myself awake again - it was summer so there was lots of fresh vegetables in our diet. In fact, were in not for Lynn keeping Alan in check, most of the events of Im Alan Partridge would never have happened. I'm gonna have to tell some other Russians. Michael: Is everything all right, Mr Partridge? Alan Partridge: A massacre? Michael: And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. Lynn's in-character response is that the ratings for his show started badly and got worse. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going., Alan on public speaking: Quick tip for yourself. I said, you too to a new face. Wretched.. "[My assistant]" One yank, all gone. And then he peers down the periscope thing and looks through it and goes, "Oh my God. It's not hardcore super-sex. Lynn hada timid but well-meaning and friendly personality, but harboured certain outdated concepts and strong opinions, namely homophobia and a hint of xenophobia (when discussing the ethnicity of Jesus Christ). Partridge literally puts a whole hunk of cheese in the face of fictional BBC editor Tony Hayers after rejecting his ideas for a new TV show. Is that it? Especially no Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNabb, which actually improves with every read. los angeles ", 16. Welcome March with discounts on gadgets for your home. Appearances Alan Partridge: [expanding a dining table] Yes, it's an extender! No, it's alright, I was just portraying a madman. Could we see her finally standing up to her longstanding oppressor? She's 14 years younger than me. You join us live at the Berlin Olympics on "Grandstand" in 1936 on this pleasant summer morning in Nazi Germany. The end of the beginning goes like this: glang! Even then it's going to weigh the best part of a ton. Alan Partridge: That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. And a broken home is not an excuse for evil. Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say 'Go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny'? They taught you a trade. Something's come up.". Before the first series of Im Alan Partridge in 1997, the actress had appeared in a number of roles in comedy programmes, and shed even worked with Coogan, appearing in an episode of the anthological Coogans Run. Tony Hayers: [laughs] No! There's a demonstration model tied to the chair with a skipping rope by that woman. Alan Partridge: Sleep well, Michael. Quotes.net. 1 Mar. "The pace of the Megane is too leisurely to be called quick. Alan Partridge: You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. But Im Alan Partridge was to be her first major, recurring comedy role, and one that she really made her own. The series was nominated for three BAFTAs (winning two), two British Comedy Awards (winning both), and a Royal Television Society award. Whether quoting bits of Casualty as medical advice after Alan pierces his foot on a spike, sourcing the Toffos as Alan delivers a careers talk, or taking on tax inspectors after her bosss fraudulent claim on a ticket to see Shrek, shes always there to help when she can. Want to shop from more small businesses? Peter Linehan: Has he given you another series? Lynn Benfield Its a beautiful day. Lynn Benfield : No, no, no, it's different. Would you like a second series of your chat show? and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. Alan Partridge: Oh, I know, I am a bit mad. Jill: [laughs] What? Despite her dedicated, efficient and often demeaning work, Alan treated Lynn with disdain and a lack of care, and paid her a paltry salary. I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. 29. Urrgh. We could sort these pies right away. Not me Triumph Stag! "Smell my cheese, mother!" " Partridge literally puts a whole hunk of cheese in the face of fictional BBC editor Tony Hayers after rejecting his ideas for a new TV show. Although she occcasionally stood up to him,she was shot down by his skewed reasoning and banal putdowns. Watch him in action at the wheel below By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. And then, then he goes over a cliff and he's falling and you think, oh God, James Bond's going to die! Here are some of the finest Partridge words of wisdom: On his drinking habits: "All. On complimenting your partner's cooking:"That's the best cooked breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmot's wedding. ", Alan responds to Irish history: If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if youre a fussy eater., Alan responds to being fired: Smell my cheese!, Alan on the Daily Mail: Its arguably the best newspaper in the world. Occupation And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? But I peck, overall a very good effort, seven against ten. Alan Partridge: See, you did it again! I crouch down and, unsure of how much to put in (why dont they just tell you? Ooooooh, it's a good paper. And he said, this is saaad, you want to upgrade. Alan Partridge: It's alright. Yes. 16. That's English for stop a horse! Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: OK, uh small-talk. Partridge was not impressed after learning that his James Bond videotapes had been recorded with episodes of Strongest man in the world competetion. I do enjoy these chats in the morning. Cashback! An interesting take on an otherwise iconic song. I, Alan Partridge, talk to M.E. Too late Nobody does it half as good as you, baby you're the best! "I'm Alan Partridge Quotes." My girlfriend's 33. Partridge doesnt seem to have many fond memories of her offspring. This book is a top business aid. No one will watch that. No! . I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. And then we cut to Moscow. Alan Partridge: I'm leaving you, you cow! Partridge has a unique way of testing toilet durability while advertising a boating business. A detective series based in Norwich called "Swallow". The ratings were a ninth of what we could have expected, they started badly, they got worse Alan Partridge: [mimicking him] They started badly, they got worse Oh, oh, your programs, your programs Tony Hayers: Now, you're making a fool of yourself. Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. I cut it right in half, right? Off to London, no doubt. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Plot, thus: Malcolm McDowell is trapped in the future. The submarine's being eaten by a a giant tanker." Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. Its a delicious relief but I know its merely stoking the irritation. 1 Mar. Lynn isprobably the only person that Alan has been close to in his life for longer than a few months, and while that might sound like a good thing, it also means shes also the only person hes comfortable in controlling and manipulating. Lost in the depths of despair I tried to figure out what I had done to deserve this. When I finally got there, all they had done was dig a big hole. Madeline Mussen. Shes a hard worker. Fires. Bad Credit Loans: How To Avoid Scams Online? Let's just pop the extractor . Idea for film extravaganza. Bits come out my shoe. Who is French for water. 13. You know, go for a field. Part of HuffPost Entertainment. And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He's not a criminal, you know, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if, for example, he wants to get somewhere quickly [Tony shakes his head] Think about it. 25. Do you know what this room tells me? Aqua. Bit of a maverick, not afraid to break the law if he thinks it's necessary. It would burst wouldn't it? Others attempted to subvert my Alan Partridge quotes by hitting me with The Simpsons quotes, because I forgot that it mentions my deep, unwavering love for The Simpsons in my Tinder bio, so, oops. Well, there ruddy well should be. You're suffering from minor women's whiplash! Susan: [With a sunny smile] Good morning, Alan, how are you today? Alan Partridge: Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. Can I No, in fact I'll just repeat the question. You couldnt make it up. Tim loves music and travel 14. I would have taken it off sooner, but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of the most tanned child in Norfolk I just gave his contact information to social services . At a sparsely attended funeral, his casket has been blessed and lowered into the ground. I'll tolerate one, but not both. Earlier I put in a pound of Dundee cake mash, lets throw a at a glance not a trace Peace of mind Im sure, especially if you have elderly parents on board. Partridges constant acting as if he doesnt need her are a sign of his insecurities, not Lynns worthlessness. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Like little tears, little wax tears dripping from your ears because they're sad. ), I push up my jacket sleeves and use both arms to sweep an enormous mound of earth from behind me and into the hole like a couple of arm bulldozers. This comment was his answer to the question of what is his favorite Beatles album. Do you want to want to smell it? OK, uh. The spy who loved me is keeping all my secrets safe tonight - and then one more big swing from the woman; legs go right up - ooh, what was that? Alan Partridge: Stand down, at ease you're not in the army anymore. [Alan makes a long, drawn-out leering noise and giggles. I love this house. 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