Note: Two teaspoons of whiskey can cause a 5pound cat to get comatose. Busier than a cat covering up shit on a concrete floor. Youve ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. His back arches, and every muscle in his body tightens. You can tell that just by looking at him. "scared shitless" If you think people in your organization are predisposed to rip you off, maybe the solution isn't to build a tighter, more punitive set of rules. "Kartik," I cry, kissing his cheeks. ", "bad shooter couldn't hit the broad side of the barn. sayings wound up tighter than. Thatll go over like a pregnant pole-vaulter. Belle Aurora, It's hard to know where to start. Her lips filled with the sweetness of his mouth and Tamani held her against him as if he could somehow pull her inside him, make her part of him.And for a moment, she did feel like a part of him. "Scarlet said, "Look who's decided to speak again. Note: When you think of an Irish jig, the song The Irish Washerwoman is the tune youre thinking of. A gentle reminder that Grandma still cares about your bedtimeand general wellbeing. Hes about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt. Related Topics Men And Women Luck Wives Wive Broken Heart Heartache Healing Being Hurt Greed Habit Guilt Love Pain Being Hurt Medicine Cure Complicated Love Friendship Bad Friends Show more Its hotter than two hamsters fucking in a wool sock in the summer time. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years. While these "sayings" are said in all parts of the country, I believe they originated in the populations of the early pioneers the country people. The images jump out at you, even more so than in the theater, because you're in tighter quarters and you're closer to the TV, so it feels like the depth is very dramatic. Nick Pageant, The place was locked up tighter than my fist around a piece of bacon. "harder than a whore's heart" ", "actin like she's got bees in her bonnet", "actin' like her tits got caught in a wringer", "You look like you have been drug through a knot hole ass backwards. wound up phrase. ~submitted by Evan Sordillo (America), he is so stupid he couldnt pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. So deep in jail hell have to be fed beans with a slingshot! tight - adj. ~Submitted by unknown. https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/wound+tight. ~Submitted by Nick, It got so quite you could hear a mouse pee on cotton. "knee high to a grasshopper" Daniel H. Pink, Kawasumi-kun is holding tighter than I am. This aint a science book. One finger. Im so poor if I stepped on a worn out dime Id bet you a nickle I could tell you whether its heads or tails. Linda Cunningham Fluharty A popcorn fart is dry and nonodiferous. Were closer than two roaches on a bacon bit. "Colder than a well-digger's feet in Alaska" So much. Fact: The accidental invention of corn flakes goes back to 1894 when a group of Seventhday Adventists developed a new food to adhere to their vegetarian diet. Note: Jrg Sprave fired a 1inch steel ball with an armbraced slingshot, at a speed of 207 feet per second for a world record. "fit as a fiddle" "I need it now . He's complained about this before but Jeff just nodded, and Evan had kissed the back of his neck, and they'd both snuggled in a little tighter, pinning him in the middle even more effectively than before. Kim Karr, Have a father who lived up to his own promise and then found thing after thing to meet and surpass the expectations of his promise in, and didn't seem just a whole hell of a lot happier or tighter wrapped than his own failed father, leaving you yourself in a kind of feral and flux-ridden state with respect to talent. The roots sigh and release their hold on my waist and the wound in my side is healed. "two bricks shy of a load" How are you feeling?""Annoyed. His lips molded to hers, drinking up her small, breathless exhale before his tongue skimmed across hers. Fact: Scientists exploring a cave in South Africa report evidence of shellfish dinners enjoyed by humans who lived 164,000 years ago. His eyes never moved from mine. This can be used in either a derogatory or a neutral sense. "smell bad enough to stink a dog off a gut wagon" Madder than a bobcat caught in a piss fire. That looks like two pigs fightn over a In Rome, on the contrary, what made marriages honoured and secure for so long a period was freedom to break them at will. Were closer than two roaches on a bacon bit. A: "Sheesh, you need to relax! Often modified with mitigators or intensifiers. I wish I had appreciated my youth - I should have worn tighter clothing when I could have! Matshona Dhliwayo, The kiss was everything she hadn't dared let herself think about. Wound Tighter Than Quotes & Sayings Happy to read and share the best inspirational Wound Tighter Than quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. All Rights Reserved. "So skinny they have to stand up twice to make a shadow." His lips are warm. "dark as the inside of Dick's hatband" The following expressions were used in everyday conversation by my dad, uncles, and grandfathers, and were a part of our culture. This phrase is attributed to Benjamin Franklin. Rougher than a pulp wood truck in a cotton patch. He has been awarded over a dozen US Patents in technology and is also a published author, chef and physical fitness enthusiast. Nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival. "Not worth the bait in a rat trap" Meaning: Closer than East Jesus, yet farther than yonder. you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass. B: "Sorry, I've just been under a lot of pressure at work lately. "Or perhaps, 'Yes, Exalted One.' Note Researchers from Britain and the US have succeeded in growing teeth in a chicken. "haven't been there for a coon's age" Definitions by the largest Idiom Dictionary. Libba Bray, Clay caught her hand as she reached for his arm and held it tight. Tracy Anne Warren, Love in modern times has been the tailor's best friend. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual. He was gagged, a tight cloth wrapped around his mouth, hurting his jaw when he tried to call for help. Annabelle's my friend. The 'Dick' alluded to in this metaphor was Richard Cromwell, 'Lord protector' of England for a few months, September 1658 to May 1659. The new manager seems wound a little tight. "may be small but he's wound tight" Madder than a one legged woman at the ihop. "First, let no one rule your mind or body. From Heavens to Betsy! . White, I've got more talent than everyone on their payroll put together," I said. I hope you enjoyed them. Note: Do not use a dishrag or cloth while cooking because you will recontaminate your hands. "sat there like a bump on a log" 20 reviews of Tidewater Trail Animal Hospital "Love them! "It's harder than I thought." He went rigid, his thrusts shorter and tighter. Unknown 45 Likes Broken Heart quotes Heartache quotes Healing quotes Being Hurt quotes A win doesnt mean much. "Crude has gone sideways . That truck couldnt pull a spoon out of a cats ASS! Shes purtier than a mess of fried catfish. 24 of 30. Note: Try to avoid shaving the hairs or using wax treatment, as these may . A faultless fit, a glistening hat, tight gloves, and tighter boots proclaim the imminent peril of his position. "Two ax handles wide across the ass"or for REALLY wide, "2 ax handles and a rain barrel" one brick short of a load. Country Contradictions, Hillbilly Humor, Silly Sayings and lots of other stuff I have said, will say or have heard someone else say. They said a victim's face turned as purple as the little crystal seed from which his death was grown, but so too did a man choking on a morsel of food. participative ethical decision making model / how to find blood type on mychart / how to find blood type on mychart ~Submitted by Dylan Barney (Brushton, NY), he wuz so skeerd he shit spagetti for a week. Kristan Higgins, I think that with piracy and tighter funds being around, people are realising that the game to play is to try and win people's respect with bold film making and then win a special place in people's collections, rather than just having the biggest opening weekends. Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can't hack it. Annabelle couldn't be his? A human mate? You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. ", "Hotter than a whore house on dollar day. ""I like your honesty and openness." Youre so blind you could miss a crawdad playing cards with Ray Charles. Wound Up Tight Quotes & Sayings Enjoy reading and share 27 famous quotes about Wound Up Tight with everyone. "Ugly enough to scare buzzards off a gut wagon". Heat swirled through her as she pulled his face even closer, tighter. It was hanging open like a peacoat sleeve. "asshole deep to a ten foot indian" Granny cooked enough supper to feed Pharoahs Army. The roots sigh and release their hold on my waist and the wound in my side is healed. Suddenly the silent and dark Tristan has an opinion on my life. "So what did you have done?" milk dud. A set goes for around $2,400. Note: Bantams are about 1/4 the size of a regular chicken and are bred for cockfighting. "Reckon you're right," he said. Fact: In Minnesota, pig wrestling is a misdemeanor. He had been right. They could worry the horns off a billy goat. "so ugly you have to hang a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her" While crying, I had the biggest orgasm of my life as Luke held me tighter than ever and rocked into me and climaxed with me. . Things have been a mess for so many years that trying to pin down a starting point is like trying to figure out where your skin starts. The basic association of the words 'tight' and 'ar$ed' dates back a hundred years. I will hold you tight, support you, guide you, teach you, hug you tight, protect you, and love you with all of my heart and soul. Riz Ahmed, The bond of sisterly love is much tighter than the bond which binds men. She whimpered, catching his bottom lip between hers. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker. This wasn't happening. I am as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs, She was so ugly she could trick or treat over the telephone. ~ Submitted by Jan (st.louis MO), Busier than a one-armed paper hanger. More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. "There is nothing in the. I think that boys about two sandwiches shy of a picnic. Note: Imitation Bacon Bits are made from textured vegetable protein (TVP) i.e. George Augustus Henry Sala, He hugs me tighter than before - tighter than anyone has ever hugged me and it soothes me. Would you hold on to me tighter as the summer sun got higher? Tighter than a banjo string Tighter than a bulls butt in fly time So tight he squeaks when he walks Looks like two puppies fighting under a blanket Eyes look like two pee holes in the snow Colder enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey Like ugly on an ape Like a duck on a June bug Like white on rice Bigger than barn Meaning: The answer to How do you want the fence post dug? About 18 down and 60 up. 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