The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. AHHH! Let me ask you a question. JUNO: Report to processing! BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. All you gotta do is say my name. CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! Its a little crooked. You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. LYDIA: Hey dad? She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Hes here! Please, forgive me! Back off! I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. SPIN! From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) So much poise! They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. Theyre made out of the devil! Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! Like these weirdos. I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! Hi, boys! Is that why youre wearing those sheets? ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. do not like him! SEQUEL (air horn.) You are dead. Mom? BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. Step 4: Select a monologue. No you cant do that! Draw a door, go home! LYDIA: I had a change of heart. I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! Dont you get it? Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! Yeah Yeah Yeah. I want you, Beetlejuice. LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. That means its working! Its gonna be so good for all of us. LYDIA: Okay. CHARLES: Maxie! LYDIA: Im alone. BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. Im gonna say it! So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! Ive already been to hell and back. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! I am angry! Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. BEETLEJUICE: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE 'EM GO CRAZY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOME EVIL DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU, YOU'VE GOTTA WORK GOTTA HAUNT TILL IT HURTS THROUGH THE NIGHT, AND GIVE THOSE GUYS THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. I thought these were twin sheets! DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? Lydia doesnt have my resilience. You saw that monster! You and me, were not that different. And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? I am utterly alone. BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! This. ADAM: The electoral college! BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! BEETLEJUICE: Hi! DELIA: Oh! If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. BARBARA: It was SO hard! LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. You are never gonna regret this! A ballad already? What if shes possessed? You are tougher than you look. Sayonara. About the future. OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! CHARLES: I see! After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. (a beat or two.) I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! Oh my god! LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! LYDIA: Dead Mom? Im gonna find my mom! And now were all alone. Beebleboose! Yes book? LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. I'm on the bench, but Coach. CHARLES: Im glad you like it. CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. Respect. CHARLES: Damnit! I didnt like strangers when I was alive. Girl, just say it three times in a row. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. I guess Ill just go. Sucks-Yes! TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) I wish I was dead! Before Juno sees you. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! 1."I am alone. CHARLES: Lydia! Im going to find mom! BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? CHARLES: Hey! And Ive got a plan. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. LYDIA: What? BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! The oldest trick in the book. (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! And such a bold departure from the original source material! (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. Beetlejuice! I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. Im so scared Im going to forget her. I am utterly alone. BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! And you dont exist. This is the best day of my life! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. Ugh, classic Maitlands. Did I mention that my moms a demon? (MOVERS move in furniture.) 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. Ive got a way to make everyone see me. BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! 3."My whole life is a dark room. Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. God, why cant he just leave me alone? Youre under so much stress, you must relax! I think I really captured your essence. The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . Your father was trying to hide you from us. Theres very good energy in here. Now heres the problem. LYDIA: I cant open it. DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. . All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. Lets draw the door. See that tiny little house up there? CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. 24m. Its less. Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! Were going to change that (rings triangle.) ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) YAAAH. CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. Proceed directly to the Netherworld! And you wont even say her name. 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. You ripe old bastard. So. "YES I DO! To the dead. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! The Netherworld. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! Dead Mom loved our house. AND Im from New Jersey! CHARLES: What? There's lots of cool stuff in there! The man next to me is the one I want. Hey, I get it! People dont read. By Ben Brantley. (laughs.). LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! (a beat.) But, its worth it. Im just saying its not stupid. Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! Im sorry its kind of a mess. 123! Now, lets get you processed. Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. Video Examples. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. Just put me in . Do not be afraid. Not gonna do that. Except her. Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. Lets spin the wheel. OTHO: Thats the one. We are father, daughter, and Delia. It sayswe should draw a door. I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. DELIA: SUCKS-YES! BARBARA: We are! And there is a way. Why is Ohio so powerful?! BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) We will. Wheres your handbook? Lets get that book open. Were still together. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! 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